tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

choord:

badwolflaurel:

brandnudes:

are we really bringing back periodic table element jokes

we don’t need a reason

(Source: basedgosh)

chekhov:

are you made of fluorine and silver?

because you’re a 

alwaysblind:

its due tomorrow hurry